Conan O’Brien’s “Orange is the New Black” cold opening (x)

assidity:

i somehow landed on the “Woman” wikipedia page, only to find out that laverne cox is the FIRST person in the collage and i cannot tell you how happy this makes me!!!!!!!!

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

tranquilcas:

housecousland:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

wow

w o w

wooooooow

WOW

wow

  • wow

Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

kakumei-no-tomoshibi:

jawdust:

rachelmannings:

#infinitely better: lucy liu as james bond & natalie dormer as her bond girl

OR LUCY LIU AS BOND AND NATALIE DORMER AS THE VILLAIN

I’m pretty sure we all would watch all of these movies.

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird